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My name is skye. I'm 17. I'm rude and sarcastic and obscene and hungry. ◕‿◕
ØFWGK†∆, hair, pizza, biggby, piercings, tattoos, cats, sweaters, food, gore
I don't usually follow back
dumbasses
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
(via iwishwewerestrangers)
boy:
shit baby you're so wet already
girl:
that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
sext: I went to space and saw the earth look like a cat’s-eye marble but I wrote a poem about your hands instead
(via m00dycat)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Oh my god
